MIBelievers, I owe you.
These last few weeks have been amazing. I could’ve never got this far without you. The Men in Black Suits are listening. I know it.
There’s just one last piece to this puzzle. What’s Clive doing with all those Pink Surprise Cakes? If we figure this out, I think we can change the course of history. The world will never be the same.
Let’s show em what we’re made of, MIBelievers!
The truth is not in her words. She may say one thing, but there’s something much more important. Watch til the end. I cannot believe my own eyes. Do you see what I see?
Back to the home of the blobfish. The Weekly World News just did an investigative news report on the suspicious patrons ordering dinner from Wu’s Diamond Garden.
When I started all this, I had no clue how many powerful people were, well, not people. After some exhaustive research it has come to my attention that Arianna Huffington, founder and editor-in-chief of The Huffington Post is one of the most influential of them all.
Remember that paper I found in Clive’s dumpster? I called them (several times) and they agreed to help us. They devoted a whole issue to uncovering the secrets of the Men in Black Suits!