A large amount of two headed trout are being spotted in some Idaho river. What if I told you Idaho was a very popular part of the country for alien sightings. Google it!!! It’s true. A two head trout is just an alien from a planet with creatures that seem to look like fish with two heads. The news is just another cover up… I’m sure of it.
MIBelievers, if you can find me a two headed trout I would be eternally grateful. I know this is going to sound crazy, but I want to ask it/he/she for an exclusive interview.
Hey, Men In Black Suits, am I on to something here???